_*Intelligent Answers😜😜*__*Wife😡*, "Tell me who is STUPID ? You or Me?"__*Husband (Calmly)*, "Everyone knows that, you are so intelligent, you will never marry a STUPID person."_😄😄 😝😜😃😄😳😳😷😷_*What a decent way to Reply!*_😝😜🤪😲😃---------------------------------_*Wife to her Accountant Husband*_: 😲_What is Inflation?__*Husband*: Earlier you were 36-24-36._ _But now you are48-40-48._ _Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before._ _This is INFLATION .😜_-----------------------------------_*Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.*🤪__*Interviewer*: What is Recession?_ _*Candidate*: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜_------------------------------------_*Accountancy Fact:*😲😜🤪__What is the difference between Liability & Asset?😝__A drunken Friend is a liability.__But,__A drunken Girlfriend is an Asset._😜😜😜😜😜------------------------------------_*An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 Wives.😝😜*__A- Monopoly should be broken.__B- Competition improves the quality of service.__If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!__If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!🤣🤣🤣_------------------------------------_*😜👻😝😲Wonders before and after Marriage.👇🏽👻😝👻😲*_ _When you are in love,__Wonders happen.__But once you get married,__You wonder, what happened.🤣🤣🤣🤣_-------------------------------------_*😜👻😲😝Philosophy of Marriage*_ :_At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD..__Later, somehow don't know why..__alphabets get reversed..😂😂😂😂_--------------------------------------_*👻😜👻😜👻Secret formula for Married Couples...*__"Love One Another"_ _And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣